usingtimewisely:

I think about this joke a lot.


shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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dontbedead:

when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me

gillian anderson|polaroids|




amandaprynne:

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