I think about this joke a lot.
You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
Matthew Crawley: Was it ever in danger? […] What saved it?
Robert Crawley, Earl of Grantham: Cora…